EMI KAZAMA'S OFFICIAL STATSHEET

Ability Name: Immobilized Laughter
Description:This spell can infect a target/targets with intense, uncontrollable laughter; it dulls their motor skills and concentration, effectively leaving them temporarily immobilized by laughter.

Note: Requires the permission of the PC for this to take effect, whether it was caught off guard that caused it to work or if the person's concentration/cognitive strength of will was too strong for the spell to work, etc. If this spell is performed, PC can decide on own character's strength of will to either slowly or quickly combat the effects of the immobilization, allowing PC to be able to run while laughing or be completely free from the spell. It has no real effect over a character’s PVP stats and it also cannot be used in combat)

Ability Name: "Knock, Knock Joke" [Unlock Spell]
Description:This spell has the ability to unlock anything locked by either saying "Knock, knock!" as in the beginning of a joke to 1 object while standing directly in front of it, or using her knuckles to knock on the locked object with the traditional knock to the "Shave and a haircut" song.

Anyone in the area is able to hear the noise from this spell. This also does not take away any magical traps placed on objects.

(Note: This can only be done with permission of PC. It has no real effect over a character’s PVP stats and it also cannot be used in combat)

Ability Name: Let's Put A Smile On Your Face
Description:After drawing a happy face on a given object or surface, anyone that sees it can suddenly feel an effect akin to receiving a serotonin rush that makes the person momentarily forget their anger or any dark thoughts, then smile and feel happy.  

This spell can only be activated by sight. It has no effect on someone blind or someone not looking/having eyes closed. If the happy face is drawn on a person, then it only makes others who look upon that person happy; it does not affect the person with the drawn on happy face themself, unless the person were to view themselves in the mirror.
Also, once the spell wears off, the person would be aware that it is caused by the magic of the happy face.

(Note: This can only be done with permission of PC. PC is able to determine if the character doesn't see the happy face and can also determine how long the effects last. It has no real effect over a character’s PVP stats and it also cannot be used in combat)

Ability Name: Nothing Up My Sleeves [Hammerspace Spell]
Description: This spell has the ability to either pull out long, outlandish objects or pull out several small items by using hammerspace, an extradimensional and instantly accessible storage area. This allows the magic user to pull these items out in a cartoony fashion from inside, behind, or underneath any object, such as a bag, a tree, or clothing, etc.

This spell can conveniently pull one item/several items out of and store anything in hammerspace for use later (only for 1 day before disappearing). In the case of pulling out several items, it can be similar to a chaos spell in the sense that the items may be pulled out randomly before finally pulling out the right item. The comedic mage can also allow for a particular item to be stored or pulled out of hammerspace on their person by someone else. However, this can only work if fully concentrated on the item they wish to be pulled out by someone else or on the items they are storing in hammerspace; this will NOT work if distracted or in a distracting environment.

The rules for this spell are that it can ONLY work when it is funny. All weapons that can be pulled are ones that are compatible for the area of the world that the comedic mage is currently in. Only weapons that can be pulled from hammerspace are ones registered in the character's statsheet and are restricted to the equivalent total permitted per thread as per Equipment rules. Any gun-type of weapons also will not come with bullets unless the bullets were stored in hammerspace previously, in which case they must be pulled out separately in a comical way as well.

(Note: This can only be done with permission of PC. It has no real effect over a character’s PVP stats and it also cannot be used in combat)



Ability Name: Portable Holes
Description: This spell has the ability to pull out a 2-D black hole from the spell-caster's pocket dimension, then place it on any surface for the spell-caster to go through. The portable hole is able to stretch as big as a train tunnel or small enough for a hand to go through. This spell can be enabled to transport others that are willing to go through. If the spellcaster or others are not willing, it will appear as if someone painted a black hole on the surface and they may hurt themselves trying to get in.

The portable hole can only take the spellcaster or others to places that the spellcaster had been to previously or opened/empty places that can be seen within the spellcaster's range of sight. Upon use of the portable hole, it will close within several minutes or upon use of another portable hole used elsewhere; it will need to be reactivated again by pulling it out of the pocket dimension.  

(Note: This can only be done with permission of PC. It has no real effect over a character’s PVP stats and it also cannot be used in combat)

Equipment Name: "Knock 'Em Dead" Brass Knuckles
Weapon Rank: Third Tier
Type: Weapon
Class: Non-Magical
Equipment DMG: 10 DMG
SP: +1 SP to Strength
Description: These brass knuckles, worn on top of the gauntlets, are designed to direct punches to a harder and smaller contact area during hand-to-hand combat, while simultaneously absorbing the force of damage to the fingers. This may result in an increased likelihood of fracturing the victim's bones on impact.

Equipment Name: "Knock 'Em Dead" Brass Knuckles
Weapon Rank: Third Tier
Type: Weapon
Class: Non-Magical
Equipment DMG: 10 DMG
SP: +1 SP to Strength
Description: These brass knuckles, worn on top of the gauntlets, are designed to direct punches to a harder and smaller contact area during hand-to-hand combat, while simultaneously absorbing the force of damage to the fingers. This may result in an increased likelihood of fracturing the victim's bones on impact.

Spell Name: Leather Underarmor
Armour Rank: Third Tier
Located: Body
Equipment DEF: 25 DEF
Boost: +5% DEF
Description: Fitted leather underarmor worn beneath and easily concealed by clothes offers support and protection against any weapon inflicting the chest, abdomen, and back.

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Spell Name: Thick As Thieves Gauntlets
Armour Rank: First Tier
Located: Arms
Equipment DEF: 5 DEF
Boost: +5% DEF
Description: These solid orange leather gauntlets protect against damage during hand-to-hand combat; its yellow and orange striped ends extend just a few inches past her wrists. Her wrists are surrounded by large metallic ring, which protects her wrists during combat while also focusing all the mana of her magic power onto her hands for her hammerspace spells. These gauntlets also help for stealing items without leaving any trace of fingerprints behind.  

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Spell Name: Slap Stick Humor
Spell Rank: Third Tier
Type: Offensive
Style: Multi Hit
MP Cost: 20 MP
DMG: 25 DMG
Speed: 30 MPS
Range: 25 Metres
Duration: 7 Posts
Description: A rubber chicken or a salmon fish about the size of a sword is magically pulled out from the hammerspace dimension. It can be held in the hand for the duration, allowing you to make a melee spell attack against a target of your choice within range.
Effect:  N/A


Spell Name: "Go Out With A Bang" Joke Gun Humor
Spell Rank: Third Tier
Type: Offensive
Style: Single Hit
MP Cost: 20 MP
DMG: 35 DMG
Speed: 40 MPS
Range: 35 Metres
Duration: 7 Posts
Description: A long, green gun is pulled out of hammerspace and humorously shoots out a flag from the barrel that reads "BANG!" Suddenly, it shoots out the flag, which is attached to a lit firework out of the barrel. The firework then explodes into crackling, colorful sparks that streaks toward a targeted person, who is hit with force damage and lots of colorful confetti.

When it misfires, the flag that reads "BANG!" is pulled out of the barrel and nothing happens.
Effect: Burn Effect


Spell Name: The Punchline
Spell Rank: Third Tier
Type: Offensive
Style: Single Hit
MP Cost: 20 MP
DMG: 35 DMG
Speed: 40 MPS
Range: 35 Metres
Duration: 7 Posts
Description: A spring-loaded boxing glove is created to replace the caster's hand, launching at the will of the caster in a straight direction onto anyone it's aimed at. The magical glove magically retracts back to it's original position in an instant, then disappears after the duration ends.
Effect: Stun Effect


Spell Name: "Get the Drop on 'Em" Humor
Spell Rank: Third Tier
Type: Offensive
Style: Burst
MP Cost: 30 MP
DMG: 35 DMG
Speed: 20 MPS
Range: 20 Metres
Duration: 7 Posts
Description: A large, heavy object in the form of an anvil, barrel, or a load of stacked bricks appears from a great height on top of a targeted person within range. The spellcaster then wills the large object to fall straight down to crash onto the targeted person with a burst of bludgeoning damage.
Effect: Mobility Effect


Spell Name: "Hammer Time" Humor
Spell Rank: Third Tier
Type: Offensive
Style: Single Hit
MP Cost: 20 MP
DMG: 35 DMG
Speed: 40 MPS
Range: 35 Metres
Duration: 7 Posts
Description: An oversized carnival mallet is pulled out from the hammerspace dimension, one end of the hammer bears a target sign and the other end bears a smiley face with x's over the eyes. Among the small writing written around the mallet, one glaring one reads: "Good Night." The spell caster holds it up over the shoulder, then either swings it horizontally at the targeted person or uses it to slam down on the targeted person within range for bludgeoning damage.
Effect: Stun Effect


Spell Name: "Explosion of Fun" Bomb Humor
Spell Rank: Third Tier
Type: Offensive
Style: Burst
MP Cost: 30 MP
DMG: 35 DMG
Speed: 20 MPS
Range: 20 Metres
Duration: 7 Posts
Description: A small, wind-up bomb with a smiley face painted on it is pulled out of the hammerspace dimension with the fuse already magically lit. Using the hammerspace pocket dimension, the spell caster creates a portable hole on a nearby surface, such as the ground, then sticks her hand through for the bomb to appear via another portable hole that opens in front of, underneath, or behind the targeted person within range. The happy face bomb immediately explodes upon the spell caster's placement; the burst of force damage also includes a wave of paint splatters and glitter.  
Effect: Teleport Effect


Spell Name: "Dying of Laughter" Outburst Balloon Humor
Spell Rank: Third Tier
Type: Offensive
Style: AoE
MP Cost: 20 MP
DMG: 25 DMG
Speed: 30 MPS
Range: 25 Metres
Duration: 7 Posts
Description: A long, magically inflated balloon is pulled out from the hammerspace dimension for the comedic mage to manipulate. Instead of a balloon animal, the comedic mage manipulates it to look like a balloon grenade launcher gun, magically transforming it into a real gun held over the shoulder upon completion. The gun launches a gas grenade in the front, exploding into laughing gas of orange or green colors; a suffocating poison that induces laughter to most people within the area. It can also launch pellets from an opening at the back of the gun, where it can hit a person before bursting into the orange or green poisonous laughing gas.  

As another option, the comedic mage can also make several flying balloons magically appear within the targeted area. At the will of the comedic mage, all the hovering balloons instantly pop and release the poisonous laughing gas of orange and green onto the targeted people within the area.  
Effect: Poisoning Effect